It’s true–women like a-holes
J: “I’m never dating a banker.”
Me: “I mean, they seem like scumbags but I’m sure there are some perks to dating them.”
J: “They’re gross. They have massive orgies.”
Me: (pause to process aforementioned sentence)
“What? They have orgies? Is this a banking thing I’m oblivious to?”
J: “Remember that Chinese douche, Bill, I was kind of seeing? He worked in a big famous bank, but he was only junior associate. He told me once ‘whenever we put through a big transaction, all the big-wigs celebrate with orgies. I’m so jealous.’